Drinks that men should never order.
Effen Black Cherry and Sprite - Do you want a cocktail or candy?
Vodka Martinis - If you want a martini at least go with Gin.
Bacardi and Diet - The Bitchiest of all Bitch Drinks.
Seven and Seven - It’s super fun to repeat their order to them as “…and you wanted a Canadien whiskey and sprite right?”
Michelob Ultra - Guys shouldn’t count calories stemming from beer. Just skip lunch that day to make up for it.
Three Twelve - It’s called 3-1-2 you fucking moron.
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